Step 1: Spot yourself a piggy

Step 2: Sneak up on the piggy and grab it by the back leg


Step 4: Now, in one smooth motion, roll to onto your side, effectively
rendering the piggy incapable of escape.

Step 5: Now the tricky part, a perfectly executed Piggy Crotch Grab (patent pending)

And with that, my friends, you have subdued yourself a wild piggy!
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